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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Heard recently...

I farted in an elevator today.

It was wrong on so many levels.

[Thank you... I'll be here all week]

Posted by David Bogner on January 12, 2011 | Permalink


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How old are you, again???!!!! Jeesh! Profound, Dave. Really profound.

Posted by: Val | Jan 12, 2011 5:11:42 PM

Three, count them, three excellent posts... I don't know that I need to think about the last as long, but it's much more my speed... or was that sense of humor?

Posted by: Matthew Thull | Jan 12, 2011 6:22:03 PM

An old woman is riding in an elevator when a young woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says: "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

Posted by: Yaron | Jan 12, 2011 7:00:45 PM

Ah. Tired of your high-class audience, I see. :-)

Posted by: rutimizrachi | Jan 12, 2011 7:14:36 PM

Thanks Yaron, I just choked on my coffee:-) Have a great day.

Posted by: Kiwi Noa | Jan 12, 2011 8:17:33 PM

Yes, thanks, Yaron!

Posted by: Val | Jan 12, 2011 11:07:33 PM

Shared the post with several coworkers.
Deservedly a future classic.

Posted by: At The back of the Hill | Jan 12, 2011 11:43:59 PM

I must remember never to click over to your site with a mouth full of Frosted Flakes again.

Posted by: yonah | Jan 13, 2011 2:44:58 AM

Bogner writes posts that touch your heart.
Now here's a joke about a fart.
There's nothing else that really tickles us
Like a blog both Sublime and Ridiculous.

Posted by: Elisson | Jan 13, 2011 4:46:07 AM

The post and the comments really stink.

Posted by: Henry | Jan 13, 2011 8:43:07 AM






Posted by: Karl Newman | Jan 13, 2011 9:32:11 AM

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Posted by: Baila | Jan 13, 2011 2:39:05 PM

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