Comments on The Best Tagline Ever!TypePad2007-06-11T08:32:10ZDavid Bognerhttps://www.treppenwitz.com/tag:typepad.com,2003:https://www.treppenwitz.com/2007/06/the_best_taglin/comments/atom.xml/DanD commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e554fbb28d88342008-09-03T20:33:55Z2008-09-03T20:33:55ZDanDhttp://danieldeceuster.blogspot.comThe funniest tagline I ever saw was a billboard with a big picture of a plate and some meat, ham,...<p>The funniest tagline I ever saw was a billboard with a big picture of a plate and some meat, ham, bacon and other stuff. It was an ad for a restaurant. It read:</p>
<p>"Plenty of room for all of God's creatures."</p>
<p>It was the funniest one I've seen yet.</p>omkar da coolest of all commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55058e3bc88342008-02-14T11:07:51Z2008-02-14T11:07:52Zomkar da coolest of allI've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header: "only god will judge me"<p>I've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header:</p>
<p>"only god will judge me"</p>omkar da coolest of all commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55045814988332008-02-14T11:04:46Z2008-02-14T11:04:46Zomkar da coolest of allI've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header: omly god will judge me<p>I've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header:</p>
<p>omly god will judge me</p>ann commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e550526d0088342007-10-06T14:28:18Z2008-02-14T04:52:58Zannhttp://one.fsphost.com/P58d27PY6M/along/Drivers who run red lights should be punished severly<p>Drivers who run red lights should be punished severly<br />
</p>jacob commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052611b88342007-06-20T03:19:03Z2008-02-14T04:50:55Zjacobhttp://jacobdajew.blogspot.comI've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header: “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events;...<p>I've always liked this quote and have placed it as my header:</p>
<p>“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” -Eleanor Roosevelt</p>soccer dad commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5503edd2288332007-06-19T15:06:09Z2008-02-14T04:52:00Zsoccer dadhttp://soccerdad.baltiblogs.comI remember one from usenet days (I don't remember who used it) There are three kinds of people in the...<p>I remember one from usenet days (I don't remember who used it)<br />
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who are good at math and those who aren't.</p>
<p>And while not a tagline I saw the following up at a vetrenarian's office:<br />
I've been an amnesiac for as long as I can remember.</p>wrymouth commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5503ed96e88332007-06-14T04:53:49Z2008-02-14T04:51:22Zwrymouthhttp://wrymouth.comI have to mention Dr. Bob's tag on the Stravaigin' Aboot travel blog: "Insanity is a relative term if you...<p>I have to mention Dr. Bob's tag on the Stravaigin' Aboot travel blog: "Insanity is a relative term if you are the mother of three and a forensic psychologist."</p>mercurial scribe commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e550525fbf88342007-06-13T01:37:54Z2008-02-14T04:50:41Zmercurial scribehttp://www.mercurialscribe.com/I wish I had a witty tag line. I should just put "Insert witty tag line HERE" and save myself...<p>I wish I had a witty tag line. I should just put "Insert witty tag line HERE" and save myself the thought process.</p>
<p> </p>Back of the Hill commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5503ed96b88332007-06-12T21:46:10Z2008-02-14T04:51:22ZBack of the Hillhttp://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/I've always felt that a tagline could be made out of the following: “I believe in the one thing that...<p>I've always felt that a tagline could be made out of the following: “I believe in the one thing that can come out of people's mouths: vomit!”</p>
<p>---Philip Marlow, from The Singing Detective.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>[The entire rant: </p>
<p>Doctor: I know it's an embarrassing question, even between husbands and wives, but what do you believe in? </p>
<p>Philip E. Marlow: Malthusianism. </p>
<p>Doctor: Come again? </p>
<p>Philip E. Marlow: Malthus, but mandatory. Compulsory depopulation by infanticide, suicide, genocide or whatever other means suggest themselves. AIDS, for example, that'll do. Why should queers be so special? </p>
<p>Doctor: I see. </p>
<p>Philip E. Marlow: I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling fatal poisons, but above all else, most of all, I believe in the one thing that can come out of people's mouths: vomit.]</p>
<p> </p>Rami commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052630c88342007-06-12T14:39:06Z2008-02-14T04:51:19ZRamihttp://ramified.wordpress.com“…Save the fire fighter…” adopted from the Heroes series and yeah, I know its not original. :)<p>“…Save the fire fighter…” adopted from the Heroes series and yeah, I know its not original. :)</p>ilan commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5505263ca88342007-06-12T13:35:09Z2008-02-14T04:51:26Zilanhttp://oisforoblivious.blogspot.comI came up with this blog-tagline, but never used it: "Like the news, only less relevant." And back in college,...<p>I came up with this blog-tagline, but never used it:<br />
"Like the news, only less relevant."</p>
<p>And back in college, we used this for a Jewish group, but it could very well work as the tagline for a number of jblogs out there:</p>
<p>"Putting the fun back in fundamentalism since 1958."</p>
<p>Or how about these:</p>
<p>"because someone made the mistake of giving me a keyboard"</p>
<p>"480,000 pixels can't be wrong!"</p>
<p>"when the purpose of life is to serve as a warning to others" - adapted from <a href="http://despair.com/mis24x30prin.html" rel="nofollow">despair.com</a></p>
<p>"Now with more words than ever before!"</p>
<p>"Free speech meets basketcase. Hilarity ensues."</p>
<p>Ok, I should stop before I start getting not funny...</p>treppenwitz commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052654e88342007-06-12T12:01:31Z2008-02-14T04:51:43Ztreppenwitzhttp://www.treppenwitz.comdfb1968... Excellent quote! I've recently introduced my older kids to the Blues Brothers and they loved it. Ezzie... Clearly you're...<p>dfb1968... Excellent quote! I've recently introduced my older kids to the Blues Brothers and they loved it.</p>
<p>Ezzie... Clearly you're more sensitive than I am. ;-)</p>
<p>Jack... The great thing about the 'Net is that you can quickly figure out who is an original genius and who is a thief. :-)</p>
<p>antares... Thanks for posting the explanation for the folks. I figured that anyone who was really interested would google it. :-)</p>
<p>val... agree 100%</p>
<p>Jack... Sorry to leave your perfectly valid comment stranded like that, but I opted to delete the spam comment to which you referred. <br />
</p>Jack commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052636288342007-06-12T03:50:04Z2008-02-14T04:51:22ZJackhttp://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/You have to love spammers who have the time to enter these things. It is that personal touch that just...<p>You have to love spammers who have the time to enter these things. It is that personal touch that just brings a tear to my eye.</p>val commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e550525f6088342007-06-11T23:33:28Z2008-02-14T04:50:38Zvalhttp://bogieval.blogs.com/valcentric/Dooce is genius.<p>Dooce is genius.</p>antares commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052618d88342007-06-11T17:07:33Z2008-02-14T04:50:58Zantares"Sturgeon's Law strictly enforced." -- Defective Yeti For those who missed the reference, Sturgeons's Law came from Theodore Sturgeon, the...<p>"Sturgeon's Law strictly enforced." -- Defective Yeti</p>
<p>For those who missed the reference, Sturgeons's Law came from Theodore Sturgeon, the famous American science-fiction writer. The law states: 90% of anything is crap. </p>Jack commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e55052610e88342007-06-11T15:05:24Z2008-02-14T04:50:54ZJackhttp://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/The problem with taglines and the net is that so many are easily lifted from elsewhere.<p>The problem with taglines and the net is that so many are easily lifted from elsewhere.</p>Ezzie commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5505265ba88342007-06-11T13:26:01Z2008-02-14T04:51:48ZEzziehttp://serandez.blogspot.comHehe. I've found that while I notice the funny ones the first time, I remember the little thoughts or quotes...<p>Hehe. I've found that while I notice the funny ones the first time, I remember the little thoughts or quotes better in the long run. I think that's true for a lot of people: Many people have noted the quote at the top of my blog to me a number of times. "Be yourself, because the people who care don't matter, and the people who matter don't care." (My wife said it to me after our first date; that was a good selling point. Dr. Seuss has a very similar one, but she didn't know it.)</p>dfb1968 commented on 'The Best Tagline Ever!'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef00e5503edb5988332007-06-11T12:19:11Z2008-02-14T04:51:41Zdfb1968I've never done it here, (I'm not that Treppenwitz savvy, yet) but on other blogs I use the always appropriate:...<p>I've never done it here, (I'm not that Treppenwitz savvy, yet) but on other blogs I use the always appropriate:</p>
<p>"I hate Illinois Nazis" - Jake</p>