Comments on Stupid Office StuntTypePad2010-06-21T11:27:57ZDavid Bognerhttps://www.treppenwitz.com/tag:typepad.com,2003:https://www.treppenwitz.com/2010/06/stupid-office-stunt/comments/atom.xml/psachya commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1e05a0f970b2010-06-27T05:23:41Z2010-06-27T05:23:41ZpsachyaRefuah shelema.<p>Refuah shelema. </p>Sonal commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef01348503f8e9970c2010-06-26T18:12:29Z2010-06-26T18:12:29ZSonalOMG! How are you now? How long before you are back on your feet? Take care and hope you get...<p>OMG! How are you now? How long before you are back on your feet? Take care and hope you get well soon.</p>Shira Salamone commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484e5c0b1970c2010-06-24T23:07:49Z2010-06-24T23:07:49ZShira Salamonehttp://onthefringe_jewishblog.blogspot.com/Good heavens, I stay away from this blog for a few days and come back to find you in more...<p>Good heavens, I stay away from this blog for a few days and come back to find you in more pieces than you were on my previous visit. Oy. Refuah shleimah.</p>Maya commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1a39310970b2010-06-23T04:08:17Z2010-06-23T04:08:17ZMayaOh David! I'm so very sorry to hear this! (This is a situation where I'd be tempted to ignore all...<p>Oh David! I'm so very sorry to hear this! (This is a situation where I'd be tempted to ignore all warnings and have a glass of wine with said pain meds...but you didn't hear this from me. ) ;)</p>Ari commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1977bf3970b2010-06-22T23:58:21Z2010-06-22T23:58:21ZAriYou realize of course that you will be, um, ribbed endlessly with corny jokes? (Well, it needed to be said.)...<p>You realize of course that you will be, um, ribbed endlessly with corny jokes? (Well, it needed to be said.) Personally, I'm amazed that your ribs took the brunt of it, and not your more cerebral parts. Ow. Feel better fast and have a complete recovery. On the bright side (for your readers, anyway), with a little bit of medicine in ya, your posts may be even more . . . .whimsical . . .for the next few weeks. </p>Baila commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484bbd127970c2010-06-22T21:29:48Z2010-06-22T21:29:48ZBailahttp://illcallbaila.blogspot.comThree broken ribs? Take comfort in the [now] 41 comments you got. To feel better, lay in bed, moan loudly...<p>Three broken ribs? Take comfort in the [now] 41 comments you got. To feel better, lay in bed, moan loudly when your peeps are around. When they're not, prepare your bed or Archie Bunker chair with provisions--phone, laptop, reading material, chips. Download some really trashy TV show or movie and treat yourself to some ice cream. I believe you can mix it with any drug.</p>
<p>You'll feel better in no time.</p>Russ Gold commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1934e33970b2010-06-22T20:55:59Z2010-06-22T20:55:59ZRuss Goldhttp://www.takealemon.comOh. Refuah Shleimah, David. Remember, all - David is a professional. Don't try this at home.<p>Oh. Refuah Shleimah, David. </p>
<p>Remember, all - David is a professional. Don't try this at home.</p>Barzilai commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484ba02dd970c2010-06-22T16:06:35Z2010-06-22T16:06:35ZBarzilaiQuietus, what about pot? Any drug interactions? One of the researchers that did work on marijuana for Alzheimer's sufferers personally...<p>Quietus, what about pot? Any drug interactions? One of the researchers that did work on marijuana for Alzheimer's sufferers personally recommended it to me. His point was that it's essentially benign, if you're not driving or operating heavy machinery, and it makes you happy.</p>yonah commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f191a62b970b2010-06-22T16:01:39Z2010-06-22T16:01:39ZyonahWill you be getting a copy of the video from work to show your fans? C'mon, Dave - you know...<p>Will you be getting a copy of the video from work to show your fans? C'mon, Dave - you know they captured it.</p>
<p>Feel better, stay away from the trombone practicing for awhile.</p>Prof K commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b9613a970c2010-06-22T13:58:35Z2010-06-22T13:58:35ZProf KRefuah Shelaimoh! Re the sneezing, keep a pillow next to you and if you feel a sneeze coming on, hold...<p>Refuah Shelaimoh! Re the sneezing, keep a pillow next to you and if you feel a sneeze coming on, hold the pillow across your rib cage. Doesn't eliminate all the pain but it definitely reduces it (edxperience speaking here).</p>Mrs.S. commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b8d294970c2010-06-22T11:37:38Z2010-06-22T11:37:38ZMrs.S.http://ourshiputzim.blogspot.com/!רפואה שלמה והחלמה מהירה<p>!רפואה שלמה והחלמה מהירה</p>Rami commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b8b07a970c2010-06-22T10:56:02Z2010-06-22T10:56:02ZRamiA painful way to prove Snell–Descartes law. Get well soon.<p>A painful way to prove Snell–Descartes law. Get well soon. </p>Moshe Eshel commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18ff18c970b2010-06-22T08:41:11Z2010-06-22T08:41:11ZMoshe Eshelhttp://www.eshel.usAll I can say is OUCH!!! I hope your ribs get better fast, living in pain is no way to...<p>All I can say is OUCH!!! I hope your ribs get better fast, living in pain is no way to live (from experience). And no pill they give you really helps (even though some do make you feel better :-) for a little while anyway).</p>toby commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18fe4ac970b2010-06-22T08:26:19Z2010-06-22T08:26:19Ztobyhttp://atimeofthesigns.blogspot.com/Oh my God I'm so sorry to hear that! How awful - רפואה שלמה ומהירה!!<p>Oh my God I'm so sorry to hear that! How awful - רפואה שלמה ומהירה!!</p>toby commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b831c8970c2010-06-22T08:26:18Z2010-06-22T08:26:18Ztobyhttp://atimeofthesigns.blogspot.com/Oh my God I'm so sorry to hear that! How awful - רפואה שלמה ומהירה!!<p>Oh my God I'm so sorry to hear that! How awful - רפואה שלמה ומהירה!!</p>bratschegirl commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b77b47970c2010-06-22T04:44:42Z2010-06-22T04:44:42ZbratschegirlOh nooooooo... so very very sorry. But glad your noggin is intact!<p>Oh nooooooo... so very very sorry. But glad your noggin is intact!</p>Elisson commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18de543970b2010-06-22T00:53:51Z2010-06-22T00:53:51ZElissonhttp://cheeseaisle.blogspot.comOw. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,...<p>Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ouch.</p>
<p><i>Refuah sheleimah</i>, bro.</p>Alissa commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b3616c970c2010-06-21T21:55:07Z2010-06-21T21:55:07ZAlissahttp://altmanaliyah.blogspot.comOof. Sounds like me after my gallbladder surgery - sneezing was excrutiating, and with all the construction across the street,...<p>Oof. Sounds like me after my gallbladder surgery - sneezing was excrutiating, and with all the construction across the street, creating clouds of dust (even with all the windows closed!), I was sneezing constantly: AH-choo-OW! AH-choo-OW! AH-choo-OW!</p>
<p>Complete and speedy recovery!!</p>Barzilai commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b355e7970c2010-06-21T21:52:30Z2010-06-21T21:52:30ZBarzilaiMy best wishes to you for a refuah shleimah. Avoid humor and huggy people. And you might consider getting an...<p>My best wishes to you for a refuah shleimah. Avoid humor and huggy people. And you might consider getting an inversion table in case you're not breathing deeply.</p>annie commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18b71c3970b2010-06-21T21:44:37Z2010-06-21T21:44:37ZannieOMG! רפואה שלמה! I have almost been in the same situation myself, having gotten new reading/computer glasses. I will be...<p>OMG! רפואה שלמה! I have almost been in the same situation myself, having gotten new reading/computer glasses. I will be extra careful from now on. בלינדר of course.</p>Ken commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b232c7970c2010-06-21T21:04:36Z2010-06-21T21:04:36ZKenRefuah sheleima. That could have been so much more serious, thank goodness you didn't hurt yourself much, much worse. No...<p>Refuah sheleima. </p>
<p>That could have been so much more serious, thank goodness you didn't hurt yourself much, much worse.</p>
<p>No insanity defence for that one, I guess?</p>
<p>Take care and recover quickly.</p>Idit commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18a59ff970b2010-06-21T21:01:18Z2010-06-21T21:01:18ZIditThis sounds extremely painful. I hope you feel better soon.<p>This sounds extremely painful. I hope you feel better soon. </p>a. commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18a4def970b2010-06-21T20:51:20Z2010-06-21T20:51:20Za.Ay, caramba. רפוה שלימה!!<p>Ay, caramba.</p>
<p>רפוה שלימה!!</p>Tzipporah commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b2210b970c2010-06-21T20:49:40Z2010-06-21T20:49:40ZTzipporahhttp://www.midianitemanna.blogspot.comSo sorry to hear that - refuah sheleimah! Can you suddenly find your work hilarious and be unable to stop...<p>So sorry to hear that - refuah sheleimah!</p>
<p>Can you suddenly find your work hilarious and be unable to stop chuckling, your injuries could get you on short-term disability... ;)</p>At The back of the Hill commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18a438d970b2010-06-21T20:41:45Z2010-06-21T20:41:45ZAt The back of the Hillhttp://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/Refuah sheleima! You know, after smashing myself in the face one too many times with my coffee cup (due to...<p>Refuah sheleima!</p>
<p>You know, after smashing myself in the face one too many times with my coffee cup (due to not being able to focus on things less than a foot away), I got into the habit of always wearing my reading specs.</p>QuietusLeo commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18a358c970b2010-06-21T20:30:15Z2010-06-21T20:30:15ZQuietusLeohttp://quietusleo.blogspot.com1. Do NOT combine alcohol with other drugs! 2. Fentanyl is a controlled narcotic and very dangerous in the wrong...<p>1. Do NOT combine alcohol with other drugs!<br />
2. Fentanyl is a controlled narcotic and very dangerous in the wrong hands. It causes some minor side effects like APNEA (the absence of breathing).<br />
3. If you need the REALLY strong stuff, you know where to find me.<br />
4. Remember, gravity works 24/7.</p>Rahel commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f189d163970b2010-06-21T19:04:07Z2010-06-21T19:04:07ZRahelhttp://elmsintheyard.blogspot.comOh, no! I'm so sorry to hear about your accident. Refua shlema! I hope you feel better soon!<p>Oh, no! I'm so sorry to hear about your accident. Refua shlema! I hope you feel better soon!</p>Alisha commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b1a294970c2010-06-21T19:01:39Z2010-06-21T19:01:39ZAlishaOy! !רפואה מהירה ושלמה<p>Oy! !רפואה מהירה ושלמה</p>C. Halb commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b17577970c2010-06-21T18:38:09Z2010-06-21T18:38:09ZC. HalbTry washing the pills down with Bourbon, that should make them more potent. Feel better Dave.<p>Try washing the pills down with Bourbon, that should make them more potent.<br />
Feel better Dave.</p>Kiwi Noa commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1899aa2970b2010-06-21T18:33:36Z2010-06-21T18:33:36ZKiwi NoaOh I am so sorry this has happened! I confess I was worried when there was no post (I visit...<p>Oh I am so sorry this has happened! I confess I was worried when there was no post (I visit every day). Praying for a fast recovery.</p>AreaMan commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1888ef0970b2010-06-21T15:52:57Z2010-06-21T15:52:57ZAreaMan1. You need computer glasses, not just reading glasses. They ain't the same thing. 2. Clever of you to cushion...<p>1. You need computer glasses, not just reading glasses. They ain't the same thing.</p>
<p>2. Clever of you to cushion the fall with your ribs.</p>
<p>3. Wait til you try to ride that scooter...</p>
<p>4. Bigger pills! Really, they make 'em just for times like this. Worst case, Google 'fentanyl'. Okay, you're sick. Here it is:<br />
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fentanyl.</p>
<p>Fentanyl is about 100 times more potent than morphine. Of course, they might have to hospitalize you to be safe (you really don't want to stop breathing), but it's there for you if you need it.</p>
<p>For an eyebrow-raiser, look up 'Carfentanil'.</p>Ed commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1884bce970b2010-06-21T14:55:41Z2010-06-21T14:55:41ZEdJust recovered myself from a frozen shoulder,so you have my sympathy and best wishes for a full recovery. Consider yourself...<p>Just recovered myself from a frozen shoulder,so you have my sympathy and best wishes for a full recovery. Consider yourself lucky while being so off balance, there was no head injury(I resist making any jokes).</p>yaffa glass commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b02d2a970c2010-06-21T14:46:34Z2010-06-21T14:46:34Zyaffa glassרפואה שלמה - באמת לא הבנתי למה לא כתבת מאז יום רביעי<p>רפואה שלמה - באמת לא הבנתי למה לא כתבת מאז יום רביעי</p>weese commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b0296d970c2010-06-21T14:42:47Z2010-06-21T14:42:47Zweesehttp://weese.blogspot.como my goodness! I do that all the time without thinking. I think I have been lucky so far.<p>o my goodness!</p>
<p>I do that all the time without thinking.<br />
I think I have been lucky so far.</p>Karl Newman commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f1883544970b2010-06-21T14:39:40Z2010-06-21T14:39:40ZKarl NewmanOuch...not fun. Hope you feel better, Dave.<p>Ouch...not fun. Hope you feel better, Dave. </p>Erica commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f18829d3970b2010-06-21T14:31:22Z2010-06-21T14:31:22ZEricahttp://ericasphotoblog.wordpress.com/Ohmygoodness...I cannot imagine the unpleasantness...the speediest of recoveries to you.<p>Ohmygoodness...I cannot imagine the unpleasantness...the speediest of recoveries to you.</p>Greg T commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f188292a970b2010-06-21T14:30:53Z2010-06-21T14:30:53ZGreg TRefuah Shelema! Wishing a quick recovery!<p>Refuah Shelema! Wishing a quick recovery!</p>Jack commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f188206e970b2010-06-21T14:23:11Z2010-06-21T14:23:11ZJackhttp://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/Ouch. Refuah shleimah. The joys of aging never cease.<p>Ouch. Refuah shleimah. The joys of aging never cease.</p>Jendeis commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484b0075d970c2010-06-21T14:13:39Z2010-06-21T14:13:39ZJendeishttp://sellcrazysomeplaceelse.blogspot.comOh no! Praying for a quick recovery.<p>Oh no! Praying for a quick recovery.</p>SaraK commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484aff404970c2010-06-21T13:56:27Z2010-06-21T13:56:27ZSaraKOuch! Refua Sheleima!<p>Ouch! Refua Sheleima!</p>debbie commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484afee62970c2010-06-21T13:51:12Z2010-06-21T13:51:12Zdebbieouch! and i thought it was the ennui that was keeping you away... three broken ribs is quite a lot...<p>ouch! and i thought it was the ennui that was keeping you away... three broken ribs is quite a lot to go through just for some blog fodder, though....<br />
refuah shelayma, and my best wishes to zehava - she'll know why! </p>G6 commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484afd5a9970c2010-06-21T13:39:29Z2010-06-21T13:39:29ZG6http://guesswhoscoming2dinner.blogspot.comYikes! Refuah Sheleima. Oh, and don't try laughing either.....<p>Yikes!<br />
Refuah Sheleima.<br />
Oh, and don't try laughing either.....</p>RbBC commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f187ed84970b2010-06-21T13:38:56Z2010-06-21T13:38:56ZRbBChttp://toratezra.blogspot.comWow. Not fun, I imagine. Feel better!<p>Wow. Not fun, I imagine.</p>
<p>Feel better!</p>val commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef0133f187e914970b2010-06-21T13:35:15Z2010-06-21T13:35:15Zvalhttp://bogieval.blogs.com/valcentric/#tpOUCH! Yikes... perhaps you should hang onto the railings going forward!! Feel better!<p>OUCH! Yikes... perhaps you should hang onto the railings going forward!!</p>
<p>Feel better!<br />
</p>Ilana-Davita commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484af9548970c2010-06-21T12:52:23Z2010-06-21T12:52:23ZIlana-Davitahttp://ilanadavita.wordpress.com/Switch to progressive bifocal lenses, unless you only need your glasses to read.<p>Switch to progressive bifocal lenses, unless you only need your glasses to read.</p>rutimizrachi commented on 'Stupid Office Stunt'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d8341c581e53ef013484af68df970c2010-06-21T12:07:22Z2010-06-21T12:07:22Zrutimizrachihttp://rutimizrachi.blogspot.com/OUCH! Refua shelaima! Brief review: WEAR reading glasses to distinguish broccoli from beans, and carrots from Keramica. DO NOT WEAR...<p>OUCH! Refua shelaima! Brief review: WEAR reading glasses to distinguish broccoli from beans, and carrots from Keramica. DO NOT WEAR reading glasses to distinguish between carpet and steps -- unless we are low-crawling across the floor. Don't thank me... You know the drill.</p>